If only it were that easy, I actually did try it before. But I just gave myself a cut and bled a lot. I am a real pussy when it comes to blood and pain, despite not having one myself (I really wish I did 😔)

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card

[–] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've heard it's not the size of the pickle but how flavorful the brine is.

Or something, I'm not crazy about pickles or cucumbers

[–] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.

[–] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago

I truly apologize for not reading your username correctly before making a snarky comment, and deeply regret and am sorry for any negative feelings I may have caused.

It is my hope beyond hope that you are able to have your body match who you are inside, you beautiful beautiful wonderful person, you.