See, y’all think he committed suicide because that’s what the antisemitic media is telling you, but really tiny little Hamas agents invaded his brain and made him kill himself.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 70 points 11 months ago (2 children)

tunneled, if you will

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 53 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Hamas learned how to do Havana Syndrome from Iran, and then upgraded it.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Havana Syndrome

Hamas Navy Drone

obama-prism

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Wormed, perhaps

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Osmosis Jones 2: Peace in the Middle Ear

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

miyazaki-laugh

[–] RION@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

absolute-cinema

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Some tiny Hamas fighters paraglided onto the side of his head and he tried to whack 'em with a fly swatter, but they kept moving and dodging the swatter 'till he bludgeoned himself to death.