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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Canonically literally every Space Marine (except for the Blood Angels IIRC) should have dark skin when exposed to sunlight and then (except for the Salamanders) flash to an unnatural pallor when they step inside, because one of the mutations they get is photochromic skin to protect them from getting sunburns while still ensuring they get enough vitamin D. That sounds incredibly stupid and like I just made it up but that is the actual canon from the lore, along with Space Marines eating their enemies brains to gain their knowledge and having acid spit like the xenomorph.

Warhammer 40K is a very silly franchise and the art direction does it a disservice by not leaning into it more.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Back during the Rogue Trader and 2nd edition days was when it was absolutely obvious

Noise marines killing dudes by rocking out

Harlequins dancing around in clashing loud colors

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I miss the old design for Noise Marines, back when they had colorful Mohawks and wielded electric guitars.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah, back when they were fine with everything being silly

Harlequins still do that though

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also the Emperor is from somewhere in what is now Turkey and canonically the most common language the humans speak ("Gothic") is descended from Mandarin and is just artistically portrayed as being Latin based because "High Gothic" is supposed to scan as archaic in the way that inserting incorrect Latin into English does.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have a source for Gothic being Mandarin-descended? Never heard that before, but I could see it. The imperial palace being in the himalayas would certainly put it geographically in the correct place, but I don't remember from where he started the unification wars.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's something from an old Rogue Trader article? So it may be more a metacommentary from an old writer sort of thing, that Gothic would have been descended from Mandarin with a bunch of English vocabulary mixed in, albeit all unrecognizable after tens of thousands of years of sound changes.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Just checked and Lexicanum has the following sentence on Low Gothic:

Low Gothic is a bastardised version of High Gothic, combining additional elements from several of the oriental languages of ancient Terra.

So close enough, but it still had to hit the 80's racism quotient lol.