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I hope whoever gets the website keeps it exactly the same in looks and tone, and instead of contributing to misinformation actively correct misinformation online and post accurate stories. Keep the vibe and over-the-top voice tho.
Sell it to the Onion, or Cards Against Humanity
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The Onion should totally buy it.
As much as I love them, I'd love to see it keep the same tone to attract the crazy conspiracy-theorists, then poison their minds with factual information presented as if it was deep-state conspiracy revealing secret knowledge.
Oh that would be fun. Slowly shifting it from “elite globalists represented by the democrats are transing your kids and faking school shootings” to “elite billionaires represented by the republicans are poisoning your water and busting your union”
They're making islands the size of continents out of trash!
They made a chemical that will prevent Covid in most cases, and Corporations are trying to keep from paying for it!
When was the last time you had to pull over because of all the bugs hitting your windshield? They're killing all the insects just so they can have your money!
They’re banning abortion to force your children to serve them!
They’re telling you immigrants are stealing your job, but unless that immigrant is Mr Roboto then they aren’t the one you’re actually being replaced with!
They’re angering your sons and pushing them content designed to brainwash them into Nazis! You heard me, honest to god Nazis! And that’s what your sons will be if you let them keep using the media to speak to them! rips shirt off and turns an uncomfortable shade of red
Whoever ends up with the site should sell it to TheOnion
The guys at Knowledge Fight have talked about buying it. Your suggestion seems like something they might do.
I think they'd be good stewards!
A couple of comedians have dibs on the desk
Does he have a couch? I heard there's a backroom somewhere that might find it useful.
I hear there’s also a high profile politician with some money to spend on “the one.”
Info wars can be the space jam website of 30 years from now