Exciting things are happening in the Caliphate of Deseret (ksltv.com)

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago

For taking on this most serious responsibility, guardians will be compensated with a one-time $500 stipend. That is what state lawmakers allocated for this position.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

That's not even enough for a decent gun, spare mags, and a gun belt. To say nothing of like a first aid kit and whatever other crap.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair it's not often a school gets more than one shooter in its history; all the school really needs is one gun and a handful of bullets in case the first misses or doesn't kill the child, and thankfully children die pretty easy.

(you know I racked my brain for like five minutes and couldn't think of a single way to say this that didn't sound ghoulish; that last bit at the end there was just me throwing my hands up and saying 'let's embrace the inner ghoul')