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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago

Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I don't need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don't exist outside of the interwebs

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago

If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago

That's exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, "not" Jessica. I'm onto you.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

My name is TotallynotJessica because I don't have a corporeal form. There's no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

If you're really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding upโ€ฝ

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I don't unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!

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