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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.

[–] browse@lemmy.specksick.com 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Toribor@corndog.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don't exist outside of the interwebs

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, "not" Jessica. I'm onto you.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My name is TotallynotJessica because I don't have a corporeal form. There's no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Im sorry. Please don't haunt me!

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Canonically this is how Toei's 2022 ransomware attack happened.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

https://animehunch.com/toei-animation-reveals-investigation-results-after-website-hack/

Studio that made the 90s version. They got hacked in 2022 and Usagi would be roughly the right age to be an executive there.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

And Stuxnet and god knows how many other hacks

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Usagi Tsukino, preparing to spread the Conficker virus onto the internet in 2008, colorized.

[–] pendulous@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ah, the 3 1/2" floppy disks, memories come flooding back. The kerlunk as it goes in, the ffft as the metal protector slides away and the ft ft ft fd, ft ft ft fd as it read the data.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don't lie to me asshole I know you can type

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hunt and peck is not typing.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

OK, let me know if you ever need help