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[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 32 points 2 months ago

kid trying to score points with the cool kids squeezed an orange section on the lowest kid on the totem. Lowest kid calmly stood up. Went over to the juice squeezing kid and suddenly started to choke the piss out of him then got a hold of himself and calmly sat down and finished his lunch.

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

squeezed an orange section on the lowest kid on the totem

Can you translate this?

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 months ago

An orange slice was squeezed above the head of the kid that was the lowest in the social hierarchy in order to cover them in juice.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 2 months ago

yes. this is exactly what was done to instigate.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago

Lowest kid climbed 43 rungs that day, but probably never realized it.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago

Climbed rungs, hell...

He was removed from the ladder and placed into the "Don't fuck with" elevator.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 2 months ago

class was like high teens in size.

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