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Trump shot, Biden retired, Youtube-CEO dead, resignation of the president of Columbia University: All these things happened when I went for a run. I am now going for another. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by REgon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I also went for a run on august 6th this year and on the 22nd of november 1963.

All these things happened as a direct result of my running, this much is obvious. I don't know how my legs are linked to the politics of the US, but I hope to understand my powers some day soon. Also Chris Dorner was briefly resurrected when I hit the gym last week (they found his gun). It seems my thighs quench life and my biceps bring it forth.

Last time I went for a long run (managed to be my longest yet at 13k!) This time I am going for a short 5k. I hope to be able to do it in under 22 minutes (when I was at my peak I could do it just under 18 minutes!) We will see if it is time, distance or speed that determines this.

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[-] StalinistApologist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

You got Phil Donahue this run. i-told-you-dog

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

rip-bozo
or was he an okay dude?

[-] StalinistApologist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

He pioneered daytime talk shows and his was the first to include audience participation in the late 1960s with The Phil Donahue Show. I didn't know about this but he did a series of Citizens' Summits with the USSR, which seems like a good thing since the NYTimes hates it in that link.

Maybe not that bad a guy, just the only newsworthy thing announced since your run when I looked.