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[–] dead@hexbear.net 86 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is exactly the lie I'd tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

That's way more wholesome than what I had in mind.

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What happens when the jar is filled?

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] neo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

They make a new chilid

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

they were putting beans in their asses weren't they