What happened to the drunk man though?

All former presidents get secret service until they die.

I have refunded games before when I went to install and got that bullshit because I missed it on the store page

Then don't use it bro

Welcome to modern gaming

Too bad they sold out to a data analytics company

I used to be able to find songs on google just by remembering a few lyrics but now when I try to do that all I find is garbage unfortunately.

https://www.androidpolice.com/nova-launcher-acquired-by-branch/

Kind of old article, but yea, they were sold.

I think this is the one I'm using https://github.com/younesaassila/ttv-lol-pro This list has others and is updated https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

Like when I accidentally broke the glass on my camera bump and I was able to buy the replacement and fix it myself for under $20, right?

But why do I have to do that when every other video player has a volume slider?

The companies make the rules since bribery is legal (see lobbying). They set whatever price they want, then use the money to buy the politicians that continue to create stronger pro-corporation laws continuing the lack of choice and change.