"go ahead. ban it. I'll use doritos"

only good things can be stopped

can china take over the world already

Bernie running for president made liberals feel worse than 9/11

my subconscious has once again presented the most evil scenario it can come up with unprompted:

it says that President Biden and his campaign team have decided to denounce Israels actions as genocide, and they decided this all the way back in february but in order to win the election they're gonna wait until the end of october to do it

thanks subconscious that's very evil

why does he have to be so god damn funny

tabloid frontpage this morning procaimed "expert opinion: here's how Putin can be pressured with new sanctions"

what's even left to sanction? the world? an iron curtain of sanctions dividing the world in two would certainly do wonders

looks like it's plan B then, phasing out oil executives instead

I should assume he is talking in order to communicate ideas via language, actually

if all you do is believe that someone is ALWAYS lying you're gonna run into some very funny corners

so evil you're getting the side eye from the crusades guys

"now I'm as far left as anyone could possibly be"

"there are no nazis in Ukraine"

"all Palestinians are nazis"

I'm having some mild mental whiplash