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Easily could be charged as an adult if he shot someone else.

It’s specifically the US that calls main courses entrees. No clue why.

He would be so lost without empty conservative buzzwords

Red chile sauce with poached eggs for me, then later a bottle of Vinho Verde. Pretty decent so far.

He’s portrayed as a loser due to being self-unaware and generally clueless.

Right, just as much as calling gay people mentally ill makes them straight.

I wouldn't even call it 'pray' since that's a special word they made up. Just call it talking to their imaginary friend in their head.

They've attacked ships from countries that have absolutely nothing to do with that conflict.

His blood is BLACK! Magnetic. Full of nanobots. Controlled by 5G!

Ole to Lena: “I was thinking on my feet today.”
Lena asks, “Why, were you too lazy to sit down?”

My DNA is a sexually transmitted disease

That was their quick response, of course. Washington DC is “the swamp” which I guess is why Swamp Baboon is so eager to go back there.