I mean, all band names are made up in the end of the day. A lot of them are based on various pop culture references (think characters in movies or TV shows), for instance, the French band Luke's name comes from the American movie "Cool Hand Luke", none of the members are actually called Luke.
Die Toten Hosen literally means "the dead trousers" in German, and it's slang for "boring" (though their music is the opposite of that!), while Die Ärtze means "the doctors" in German.
Ska-P is short for "ska punk" which is a mix of ska and punk (and it's an awesome genre to listen too!)
Kino is Russian for "cinema", and there's a variant of the "absolute cinema" meme that instead used a picture of Viktor Tsoi (the GOAT) with the words "absolute Kino"
I'm on a laptop, since I don't need the power of a desktop, and I like being able to use the same computer at home and on the go (e.g. school, and soon university!). I'm running EndeavourOS with KDE Plasma, and it's fantastic! My specific device is also one of those 2-in-1s (with a touchscreen OLED with amazing colours!) that can flip into a tablet, which is very handy. No plans to upgrade it any time soon, but the battery has degraded a lot (58% health), so it might need to be replaced soon.
Desktops make more sense for people who do more graphically intensive stuff (gaming, video editing, 3D modelling, etc.), and if you don't need the portability of a laptop, desktops are great since they are upgradeable, quieter, and full of I/O.