krooklochurm

joined 1 month ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

WHY ARE YOU CRANKING HOGS?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

I don't know. I've heard of them being soldered to the board sometimes in cars. I'm sure it would be possible though.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

YOU CANT EAT. YOU'RE A FUCKING SKELETON. YOU NEED A DOCTOR, NOT TACO BELL.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 7 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Cocaine, ghb, twelve Thai prostitutes at once. They have to be Thai though.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

I'm into lobsters

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

You lost me at death metal

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

My penis is bleeding. 😉

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

When we can put all of our brains into robotic bodies with hydraulic tits and have chainsaws for hands the world will be a better place.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 16 hours ago

I teleported into your mom last night.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I definitely feel like mating.

I just don't to reproduce.

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