jballs

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I have been inundated by additional sourcing going up to the highest levels of the government, thanking us for doing the work, providing additional corroborating information.

Trump confirmed snitching on Patel's drunk ass

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Kind of. But when Amazon has the option to rent a movie for $3, and all I have to do is click that button and it will stream instantly, I still NEVER click that button. It's not really a service issue, because it's available instantly at just the click of a button.

It's more of a principal issue. Like why the fuck am I paying all this money for all these streaming services and you still want to charge me even more? Makes piracy an easy choice.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I only ordered two and could only eat half of the second one

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows the only way to eat pancakes is to stack them on top of each other and eat them all at the same time.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

The back-fire effect explains why so many people love to watch Fox News, even when they've admitted in court that they're not news and no rational person would take them seriously. Reinforcing beliefs through propaganda is comforting - and no amount logic or fact checking is going to change it.

... yeah we're basically fucked as a species.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

That pie chart was spot on. 44% Favorable. 43% Very Favorable. 13% Fine With It.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

...[The FBI] has required the deployment of ‘breaching equipment’ to extract him from locked rooms

Wait, how did I miss this??

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

This is so weird to me. Are we really at a point where we need recreate old, dead actors instead of giving new actors a shot?

Like could you imagine if we had this technology a hundred years ago and just decided that Charlie Chaplin was the best, so let's just clone his likeness and put him in everything? You'd never have a John Wayne, a Robert DeNiro, a Harrison Ford, or a Tom Hanks. Just a recreation of Charlie Chaplin in every major movie - because it's cheaper and less risky to recreate someone old with AI than it is to take a chance on someone new.

This timeline is dumb as hell.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol I'm sure that would end badly. Remember that QAnon crazy guy that fired shots at that pizza restaurant demanding to see the basement where they kept the kids tied up?

Google is basically a conspiracy theorist peddler at the point.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What 3d printing software do you use in your country that detects if gun parts are being printed?

Because as far as I know, that's impossible.

Edit: I assume the downvote confirms such software doesn't exist.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

California is trying to do the same thing. https://youtu.be/5ax9zW0w_gY

 
 

Source: poorlydrawnlines.com

 
 
 

I realize there's another post of this already, but this is a longer video with a better view.

Edit: Changed the post so it no longer points to Youtube. Thanks u/Canconda! Original link was https://youtu.be/K9CJY5p0xz4

 
 

Top sperm: I'm getting tired of swimming. Think we're almost to the egg?

Bottom sperm: Dude, we're in Trump's thrussy.

 

Fox News caption: BY WINNING, DEMOCRATS ARE ACTUALLY LOSING

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