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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Barron has not aged well. He's got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

He won’t.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago

The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.

[–] BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The timing is not great

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don't molest underage girls

[–] RainaLillius@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The klinger method!

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

never worked for Corporal Klinger.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they're long enough, you're basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny, that.. you’ll be shocked by the reason!

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He’s half Slav half slob

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

See you on the front lines, boys.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

aside:

Foxes don't mew. They bark, kinda. It's one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.

edit: hm, apparently "mew" doesn't mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Shriek, foxes shriek.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Mew" is the sound a kitten makes. "Mews" can mean a building in which to keep one's trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3

[–] Drdoom2027@lemmy.org 11 points 1 month ago

So, he is unfit for the selective service?

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

Say the correspondent's out loud.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he's next in line for the throne.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The watermarks, "@Mrs Putin." LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.

[–] nanook@friendica.eskimo.com 3 points 1 month ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

oh no the tragedy