fartographer

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

The one where they haven't invented the warp drive yet and that farmer from Babe is a drunk? Some aliens better find Voyager soon because we're about to boil all the whales.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Them=cops?

Cop=pig
Pig marrow=gelatine
Gelatine=gummies

Omg! Edible cops!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn't tell me about

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Didn't we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can't remember the source right now

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's a sleeping bag zipped up over their head, isn't it?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 38 points 3 hours ago

Calling it right now: Mamdani's primaries win made this a priority and they wanna try to pressure him into stepping down, or just revoke his citizenship.

Any other citizens they hurt along the way are just little treats they give themselves for being such good little boys and ~~girls~~non-boys. ^(Gotta protect that research funding)^

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Who's Jason and does he know you took his file? While he was out grabbing some java no less!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

I'm still dead. Fucking fucked up my email address and fucked myself out of my own fucking username.

Fuck.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

The third half

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Freedom costs a buck oh five

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuuuuuck... I don't know how things work there, but in this part of ~~these~~Texas, you can call the city and they'll do a survey to find out if a sidewalk could be installed. If that doesn't work, you can write to your city council.

I hope this gets remedied for you.

Edit: Corrected insanely stupid typo. Don't drowsy browsy the internet, kids.

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