Thanks for the update man, I was on pins and needles wondering what you were going to do after seeing this story! Update us later on what you'll be eating for lunch!

So are the school kids

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, "oh fuck, what am I even doing here."

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don't think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else's fault.

But yeah...maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake "tycoon." It served him well enough, as you noted.

I practice quiet shitting while at work. I don't let anyone know I'm leaving the office, and I head down the elevator to the downstairs bathroom. It's a nice break from work. I recommend it to anyone.

Good, well deserved

I remember the install CD had the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video on it. It felt pretty fancy

They should. Send Abbott a bill for polluting their waterway too, while they're at it.

Please tell me this is real

Fuck Spez, haven't been back since Apollo died.

The employees, in their heart of hearts, prefer Wendy's

Shitizenship

Holy shit, are we still doing this? Just use whatever phone you want, who gives a shit. People who care deeply about others' phone preference are weird. Signed, an iPhone user.