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shots fired (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca 126 points 9 months ago

This works both for bullets and measles

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Omigod. It really does.

[-] victron@programming.dev 10 points 9 months ago

See? The real joke is in the comments.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago

Why exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 24 points 9 months ago

Because it’s now become a political identity to not vaccinate your kids. The conservative movement decided this during COVID.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

No, those idiots decided that before COVID, because according to their independent research (conducted by watching youtube videos of fake doctors) vaccines can cause autism.

Oh the joys of government school defunding.

[-] Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

Decided is a strong word, more like ramped up cyclones of misinformation and continued to double-down, but you're not wrong.

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[-] alcamtar@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago

The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Life finds a way.

[-] dartos@reddthat.com 45 points 9 months ago

I’m dead 💀

[-] comedy@kbin.social 66 points 9 months ago

So are the school kids

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Stop, you are killing me!

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago

Where have "when you see it" memes gone?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Same place as the flowers.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

When will they ever know?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Shot. Didn't you look at the meme? Duh!

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[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Was there another school shooting or something?

[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago

An average of like 10-15 children die every day in US due to being shot. Sure there are more that survive but look like SpongeBob here.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thats a pretty solid dark joke. Itd also be more realistic and darker if spongebob was black.

Bazinga

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[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

*holeyer

[-] steve@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

Yikes!

[-] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I know what you did last summer Steve

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Cartoon characters are also pretty durable.

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

A sponge that was a solid block of cellulose wouldn't work as a sponge. So I guess that's supposed to be BlockofCelluloseBob Squarepants?

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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

God dammit

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?

Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.