I put a yellow pixel on r/place to help make a picture of Winnie the Pooh but with Xi's face, so I'm basically single-handedly saving the Chinese from his evil empire of terror personally.

What do you mean I'm racist? There's nothing racist about comparing an Asian man to a yellow animal famous for a squinting face! Maybe you're the real racist!

Reddit libs: Here's why this is actually a good thing for democracy

They're turnin' the burgers woke

That's not a Venn diagram that's a circle

I've got a sneaking suspicion that they have somehow jacked up their insurance policy on the house and everything in it (or that they claim is in it) and are just going to use this as an excuse to rake it in on a property that's been doomed for some time now.

They could be comrades if we could make them think a little better

There had never been a more accurate description of the leftist struggle

Did we mention you must give the app access to your location information for it to function?

Oh is this that famous innovation that capitalism is supposed to breed?