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Right? This is confusing.

Go for it. Buy a portable DVD player with a portable screen and head phones to watch movies. Buy a clock, a dumb phone, a little portable game device. Buy a magazine with nudie pictures. Buy a camera and take it to a photo place so get physical copies of your dick pics. Mail them to your friends. Buy a megaphone so you can yell racist things to your neighbors.

All of this is still possible right now. No smart phone needed.

My wife is a medical professional who works in this space and when I told her this joke, she shared that this is not how epidurals work at all.

It doesn't go into the blood stream. It only effects that area. And it wouldn't go to the brain.

She says it's possible it's a psychosomatic reaction. But leaning towards it being a lie.

Shame, solid joke.

Same! I don't know if this is the answer. But at least it's something.

Back in my day, we had Big Brother Big Sister programs. But those programs were overwhelmed by need even when I was young.

And as kids (boys AND girls) turn to the internet and AI for direction about the opposite sex and how to treat each other, we need something to provide a another resource.

They're absolutely trying to find use cases for their "solution".

I haven't used a vending machine in years (except in Japan). And so I for one welcome AI vending machines so I can fuck with them and get free stuff. Or until some vandals break shit.

Hey we may be dumb, and we may be exposed to constant propaganda, but...

What was the third thing you said?

Thought this was hilarious and didn't know where to put it.

Originally was thinking goodnews but felt a bit too 😈

Democrats if they ever get the white house again: "Well, we better keep the plaques. We don't want to upset them."

I pay for insurance and then pay copay.

And then I pay a school tax and pay for school lunch and fees.

And my health insurance doesnt cover teeth so I have that as separate.

And I pay a tax on my food and then if it's a specific type of food, I pay a tax on that.

I also pay taxes and yet my friends pay $2800 to put their kids in a day care.

Honestly I'm trying to figure out content the "Business" Lemmy community could use.

People and business?

Business and the economy?

Company changes?

Thinkpads running Linux for the staff.

We use open-source. Our own on-prem servers running Linux. A lot of our software is also open source. Our git, our office suite, our video and chat... All open source.

We just got rid of our Google Cloud connections a few months ago, but we're still reliant on aws, cloudflare, etc.

I haven't had a Reddit account in two years. Unless they learn how to ban my router.

I'm okay with never stepping foot in Australia. They check your devices when you land and I've never been okay with that.

Not if there are dogs, or bees. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.