Zoift

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, the chicks are/will be fine. Hes giving the birds some jewelry πŸ’

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ive got to the point i cant not anymore. Just say it, mention the darkness that coronas their conversation. Eventually people start talking about abstracts only. I believe in you Kuroxppi.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leaving cold bad posts by your front door to show you how to hunt

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this logic worked, you'd expect the inverse to occur too. Deer would evolve to look less cute and grotesque, to get eaten less.

Like, maybe it did already. Maybe mammals looked gross as shit to dinos and thats how we got hair.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just think how good your last meal will be GI. Clog your toilet now, turn back before its too late

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Got into a pissing contest over dumb shit at work. Big mistake, these people dont even realize how much i love pissin

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

The recovery team for Artemis had the chance to do something really funny for the cost of a few monkey masks. Missed opportunity monke-return

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

"It ain't about how hard you hit the rock, it's about how hard you can hit some horse and keep moving forward" hunter

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Skill tissue, you have to consume more microplastics

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you just keep digging, they cant stop you. When they go high, you go low.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In a Camusian sense, One must consider the Omelas kid whole.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Experts are Dubious" Yeah, no shit, of course the experts are dubious. How many teleportation experts do you know? The whole speciality is dubious.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
 

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
 

IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.


Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

 

IT'S :vote: TIME. Gib kino.

Voting open for 2nd, 9th, 16th, 23rd & 30th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, for being cool people, and to viewers like YOU.

 

Shooing off a bear like it's a raccoon. In awe of the geezer.

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