Yep, I've always known that the rules don't apply to the rich but I had no idea that extends to people pretending to be rich too. Jesus christ I could've been pretending to be rich and doing whatever I want this whole time? Boy is there egg on my face!
Boomers: Would you rather eat avocado toast or become a serial killer?
Millennials/GenZ: What the fuck? Uh, I guess I’d rather eat the toast?
Boomers nObOdY WaNts To SerIaL KiLl aNyMoRe!
You realize
Conservatives like:
"I drank fireball and coors lite in the capitol," Adkins wrote in a message after the attack, according to an FBI affidavit. As he left the Capitol, he was also captured on video yelling, "Let's go get a beer, let's go get a beer!" the FBI said.
It was like 2:15 on a Wednesday afternoon ya treasonous drunkard...
The suspension cited platform manipulation and spam as its reasoning, which he wrote in his appeal that he had nothing to do with.
So the only conclusion we can draw here is that writing an article critical of Twitter because it's overrun with (paid) spambots now constitutes "platform manipulation."
Elon in 2022: I wanna get rid of all the spambots!
Elon in 2024: You're banned for being mean to the spambots!
I wouldn't. Having to be around Elon sounds like a waste of drugs.
YEAH, YOU HEAR THAT MR. ARMY MAN? CAN'T STAY HERE! GO FIND A FUCKIN' MANGER, BABY JESUS STYLE! IT'S MUH 3RD 'MENDMENT RIGHT! YEE HAW!
“We have ambitious goals and will be investing in our big priorities this year,” Pichai told all Google employees on Wednesday in an internal memo that was shared with me. “The reality is that to create the capacity for this investment, we have to make tough choices.”
Surely Alphabet will make the tough choice to cut CEO pay, right? lololololol I crack myself up sometimes...
Standard Lemmy comment recommending Firefox.
Fortunately for the billionaire class, Clarence Thomas' legal opinion is always for sale.
Yep. The oil and gas industry has successfully taken over the United Nations Climate Change conference.
Yep, that's him. The dude hates ugly people but apparently doesn't own a mirror. I make a point of not attacking people for their looks, because it can't be helped, and I'm not exactly Ryan Gosling over here lol... But when you make it the core of your business, then it's fair game. It's almost impressive that Mike Jeffries has managed to be uglier on the inside than he is on the outside.