She doesn't read books, since she considers them "the words of another" and believes reading can only serve to pollute her pure mind.

Literally just some regular dudes lmao these people are such fucking cowardly losers

For me it depends, is this like a babyfaced 22 year old, or is this a lil 16 year old actual baby? If closer to the latter then let em be

I knew about marble being soft and useless from dwarf fortress

You end up with a lot of rock and ore facts from playing that game lmao

Ladies just can't resist the tentacles

Carnists should be baited, and when they take the bait they should be [redacted]

Is that like the Innsmouth Look?

I thought she was just shoplifting watermelons (which would be based to be clear)

Running errands in my biblically accurate angel costume

Actually, stealing from a corporation is always good under all circumstances. Everything they have is obtained by theft.

Based. Absolutely true, there is no good use for advertising.