My mom was reading an article about the Star Wars culture war bs a few months ago and she reacted out loud that she hadn’t seen it since it was in theaters (1977) lol.

Less doctors, more profits!

I’m sure forcefully subjecting people to advertisements when they explicitly and repeatedly try to shut them up is a great way for a company to make a positive impression

Don’t look at your phone, peasant, it distracts you from consuming our treats

There is nowhere you can go in this country without somebody trying to sell you something

All the free trade propaganda stems from a time when imperialist powers depended on it to steamroll native industries in the periphery. Of course, it was associated with all the liberty freedom democracy propaganda, so once it no longer became preferable and even enabled the possibility of the reverse happening, they have to materially oppose it, but still wax poetic about it to please their bootlickers and sycophants.

Love how almost every American city is so completely dysfunctional that they outsource even simple transactions such as parking payments to a private third party

It’s a wonder they haven’t started selling cities wholesale to private corporations at this point

The company filed a new request arguing that the restriction on the amounts was imposed without the company having a full right of defense.

This is complete and utter horseshit lol, Melon Husk thought he was too good for the Brazilian courts and refused to appoint a legal representative. Now he’s throwing a tantrum that he’s reaping what he sowed.

If you don’t show up to court you automatically lose dumbass. If you intentionally did it and boasted about it, you can’t appeal it.

Love to label my spy whale with the name of the city I’m launching it from

I don’t know since I can’t see @Lastname_Bunchofnumbers proclaim their yearning for freedom and begging for US drone strikes

Pro tip for those who don’t want to be taken hostage by Hamas: don’t illegally occupy someone else’s land, kill them, and steal their houses

So this is a thing that has happened before and by definition isn’t “defying history”?

Why are they starting the clock at 1836? Does it sound less impressive to say that 2 sitting Vice Presidents have won an election? For that matter, why don’t they start it at 1988 and say no vice president has been elected in 46 years? Is that also not impressive enough?

Typical Kdolf Hitler sycophancy