[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Beans on toast slaps tho. Throw some cheese or an egg on there and you're going to have a good time. It's also so quick and easy that it slides into the top ten breakfast foods.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I'm glad sites like this exist, but mostly because they're seemingly taking the heat away from torrent trackers.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

This guy doesn't get bronze age humor.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Copmala isn't even that good. Her name just doesn't breed zingers. Kamalama ding dong? Kooky Kamala isn't bad, and I'm surprised he's not using that one, but it's not racist enough. I'm guessing he's trying to find one that's ever so slightly racist.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Probably with a wider margin, let's be real.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I fixed the trans athlete "problem" a long time ago but nobody wants to hear it. Just get rid of sports where biology plays a major role. Swimming? Gone. Running? Buhbye. Football? Seeya. At a professional level all these athletes are doing the exact same level of training. The only real difference is their genetics. You're cheering for DNA structure.

Either that or get rid of all restrictions on drugs and body modifications. If someone wants to have hydraulic arms to help their shotput, go nuts. What gender is that roided slab of muscle? You can't even see their head past their delts, so who cares. Was that quarterback born with a penis? They have tank tracks for legs now.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Brother was wearing a helmet for the whole movie?

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

It's funny to see how a country where it's nearly impossible to get a gun for love or money produces better marksmen than a country where you can get a free gun with a biggie meal.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Poor Jeb. Poor little guy. What a sweetheart. Poor thing.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Dude is gay as hell. Admitting that you're gay is one the gayest things you can do.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

The Dr Disrespect Subway ad was just a joke.

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