Always Photoshop on a sixth finger.

"Don't encypt your drives containing sensitive company data" is a hard sell.

If he wants $7tn, he better pay for all the content he stole to do it. Fuck these guys, wanting to become unfathomably rich off other people's labour.

Really? I find it easily still stands up, especially if you look at something like HIMYM.

I love my cats, but I ain't giving them that power.

Every time that dot matrix sound started everyone's butt would clench.

Immortality really just means that the odds of you dying by accident becomes 100%.

"I won't start a company because it may be worth over a billion one day and that would only leave me with hundreds of millions of dollars. That doesn't seem worthwhile," thought no one ever in your hypothetical.

I honestly have no idea why iPhone users put up with those cables for so long.

Jesus, do your video card's fans even come on?

"Elmo just asking questions."

Instance admins are pulling the code down and implementing it in their server. They could easily slip in some malicious backend code and there would be no way to verify it.