RedRook1917
joined 7 months ago
Out of the 'major' US sports the UFC has the most reactionary fanbase by a mile.
'Sorry, do you think the choreographed practice and play sparring of martial arts is real fighting? It's good exercise, but it's to a real fight as DDR is to dancing. Like you're welcome to try your stealthy John wick takedowns but when I've been attacked I've screamed bloody murder, like my MA instructors told me to do if I need to actually defend myself.'
This tells me all I need to know. This is genuinely pitiful and hilarious. ๐ This is the kind of thing a 12y/o would say on xbox live. Tagline worthy.