Sent this to a mate... we were at the shops and he picks up this tiny glass coke bottle for a drink and I'm all like, but this one is cheaper and you get more, what's the deal?? To which he replied "microplastics" and I was like "bitch! I helped you smoke a quarter through a garden hose last night, stfu with you microplastics bs.." true story

Nice pick up, my boss said I could have a dual xeon server tower with 96 gb of ram and 20 Tb hdd space for a slab... nice little upgrade to my home server haha

Good news, I have just hooked up my vacuum to a carbon filter, I'll take my 100 Mil whenever you're ready

"Any more" this mofo couldnt do it even when he is getting paid to

it's a joke... play single player, connecting to online services* "okay whatever... 3 minutes in every single time.. error failed to connect to online services and proceeds to kick you to title screen.... what a fucking joke

This sounds like fun, 2 tickets please

"Facebook is fine" Ima stop you right there, lol

It's not, it's a heater

Good, pay a livable wage and ditch tips

But... but corporations are more important than individuals

Meanwhile his mate sitting across from him was gpu mining