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[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 59 minutes ago

Correct. The amounts used don’t affect any of that.

Again, your words:

SC vetos are not, as you present it, normal procedure for normal countries.

Frankly, graph and link show that this is not true.

My claim isn’t that they did nothing, but that what they do do doesn’t look like an attempt at nation-destruction in any serious way. If they did, it would look like… well, what Israel is doing to them right now.

You're mixing up aspiration and possibilities.

And that’s the thing. You see the quality then, but not later. That’s the entire problem. You may see abducting Maduro as gross breach of sovereignty, but from what I’ve seen, quite a lot of EU heads of state are of the “well, dictator, illegitimate” opinion. You may see the Russian invasion as a direct waging of aggressive war, but ever since 2008, Russia more or less structures it’s justifications as mirrors of the NATO one and going “What, you did it too!”.

NATO 1999: evident violations of basic human rights. Do you agree?

Maduro: IS a dictator and IS illegitimate, but still I say abducting him like that is wrong.

Russia: NATO or any of its member states didn't invade a neighbouring country in the biggest war since WW2 in order to annex and expand the own borders. I know too well that Russia and their sycophants love to play that "just mirroring NATO!!1" card as a shabby veil to hide their indigenous blatant imperialism under. But that "argument" has always just been a steaming pile of bs.

And if that sounds fucked to you, I’d point out that the issue right now is they decided even that was too restrictive.

It isn't restrictive as it didn't hinder them to do what they wanted to do all along. Rather, in a world of Putins and Trumps, no side is trying to be the "better" side by following the rules - more or less. Instead, they released all brakes and don't care anymore. Yes, I understood your explanation on why the UN was designed that way, but that cannot be the end of the story. Especially, after seeing what kind of problems come along with it. This thing needs to be further evolved instead of just saying: well, it is what it is. Otherwise, as can be seen right now, the whole thing will go down.

Ouf, this is a very dangerous assumption, particularly in a world where one of those powers has an unofficial-official policy of “we’re taking you all with us” and two are run by geriatrics who clearly haven’t made peace with their own mortality, one of which’s warchief just said they’re doing Armageddon to bring Jesus back. Not to mention, if taken for granted, it would mean that any country with a nuke is incentivized to immediately get troops involved into any dispute that may interest another power, just to mark the territory.

Well, it is a dangerous world we live in, merely hanging by a thread. No point hiding from that hard truth. The only thing keeping us kinda safe is that neither of these geriatrics has the power to completely single-handedly actually fire the nukes. There's other people in the lines of command from his button to the ship/silo carrying the warhead that the lunacy of only one mustn't necessarily mean the end of us all. But a UN, which especially is toothless against the veto peers, is of no use for the disputes between the nuclear elite.

The fundamental problem that makes vetos broken, from a systems standpoint, is the law-breaking.

Since we're eventually deal with people here, there will always be the drive to test out boundaries. If there's the possibility, there will be law-breaking. Hence, since the law-breaking will occur, you must ensure that it can be punished.

It’s an announcement, it could be a bluff, might not.

An announcement must be treated as a veto. Otherwise, there's no point announcing it.

There’s a big gap between “I understand” and “he should’ve done it”.

Well. In a world with the UN working the way it does (or rather doesn't), we'll face that dilemma time and time again. Instead of reacting to urgent causes like violation of human rights, we will argue about the existence of these urgent causes, their legitimacy, who brought them forward, what they might gain from it, etc.. but we won't respond to it, helping those in need. As said, I made my choice regarding this specific intervention - knowing that I'd also prefer a system that would actually work internationally and would abolish the need (and possibility) of unilateral action. But until we have that..

Would you approve?

That largely depends on what you mean by "approve" and the actual bombing done. Carpet-bombing Israeli cities to kill as many "Jewish infidels" as possible won't find my "approval", especially as in advocating, ever. But an hypothetical Iran without the wish to simply annihilate Israel targetting IDF and other legitimate targets to get them to retreat to their international borders, I could "approve", as in I understand why they did it - same as I understand why NATO bombed Yugoslavia.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

but “Actually, Russia does veto more!” isn’t the interesting part.

Your words:

Because normal countries don’t see the veto as a first line of defense. In fact, normal countries don’t see the veto at all. SC vetos are not, as you present it, normal procedure for normal countries. Hell, even permanent SC members don’t just plop vetos willy-nilly.

I didn’t sneak it in, I wrote “directly” because Israel has attacked Iran directly, and repeatedly.

Please refrain from moving goal posts. Your words:

Once again, you’re criticizing Iran for announcing destruction they haven’t actually done

..implying Iran is only words but no actions. Although they very much act, but through the hands of their affiliated terror groups.

Frankly, I think they already have accepted it

Doesn't sound like it, when you're listening to their officials. Not now, not prior to Israel's attack. So what's your basis for this assumption?

You “can accept […] member states, facing exigent circumstances, themselves take matters into their own hands”, and that “exigent circumstances” is defined by the mighty, “As has been the case all along”.

No. The existence of these exigent circumstances never was up for debate: the occurring ethnic cleansing was not a secret. It is not like those states made up a "trust me bro" story like for example the US did a couple of years later with Iraq. The UN knew about it but still wasn't capable to act accordingly due to being deadlocked - yet again. Hence, as was the case numerous times before and will be the case countless times in the future, states acted on their own behalf. And in this case, I can understand it, as, we've been through this before, the existing exigent circumstances called for immediate action. I don't see the same quality of reasons when Russia, because it can, invades Ukraine, or the US, because it can, decides to abduct Maduro.

The main problem I have is that the UN, due to this veto architecture, is not capable of responding appropriately in situations where it, as the guardian and agent of the international law we once agreed upon, should defend this law specifically. There's a backdoor for certain countries to hinder, stop, override the actions of the UN. But not for others, rendering these principles undemocratic and useless.

so you accept might to make right sometimes, but other times, nations must be limited and not do as they please.

Most of the times, nations must be limited and not do as they please. But that mechanism isn't here. A group of nations CAN do just as they please. For decades. And right now, they are as unhinged as ever, showing us that they no longer care what we think about that.

And it’s not a competition, but a comparison.

Time and time again, I see arguments made by what I’m sure are people who consider themselves egalitarian, that basically boil down to “the good guys should just kill all the bad guys”

Fine. But since I never made that claim, please don't vent that frustration on me. I told you what I'm criticising - the general principle irrespective of who is using it - and how little this has to do with the whole tribalistic competition between the badness of the individual actors of the Middle East conflict ... Frankly, these are the most toxic and useless discussions to be had on the internet. I'm really not interested.

However, to prevent enforcement turning into Another Other Big One, the major powers were given the veto, to block actions that would end with them fighting eachother.

But what has that given us? In a world full of nukes, these countries wouldn't fight directly with each other anyway. As, luckily, no-one is keen on fighting a war that can't be won. On the other hand though, these countries effectively received a perpetual get-out-of-jail card. This card frees them from consequences from their own actions, frees them from the need to compromise. All of which the other countries that weren't as privileged didn't receive. So we have a two-class system: the vast group of commoners that must play along nicely or sufficiently suck up to one of the elites to be protected (fueling political bloc formation), and the elites that can choose how much they want to play along. At the same time, this severely undermines and even destroys the effectiveness of international law, as it can at any point be halted/stalled by these countries and they can't be held responsible. It is a flaw that must be fixed, should the whole construct of international law have any form of future.

Worse yet, if a country breaks the law, then hides under a veto to get away with it, the veto itself is still the same as a regular veto stonewall, but instead of freezing an issue or kicking the can down the road, it has turned into an “I can do what i want” card. If the lawbreaking continues, and there’s no response, countries will eventually decide there are no laws and go rogue, until they’re either brought back in line or the line disappears. It won’t happen instantly, but every time it happens the community gets a little bit closer to falling apart. And if it does, you’re back to might-makes-right, at least until another war reminds everyone why we made the system in the first place.

My point exactly.

“I find this decision, that the majority of the council agrees with, so unacceptable that I am considering going to war over this!”

(X) Doubt. And big time! Look at the linked source. Most of the first 30ish? vetoes were about countries' membership applications. This was pure tactical political power play to secure/gain majorities but nothing you actually would send your tank for against the other political bloc.

we now have a situation of the international community facing at least two veto powers wilding out. This is not good.

Yes. Exactly. Being a veto power is a privilege and should be honoured accordingly by the nations holding this privilege. I can see that less and less.

I take a dim view of “yes, it’s illegal, but it’s the right thing to do”.

It depends on the circumstances. And, let's be real, most don't really care about these but rather only about who's doing it. Back at the tribalistic m.o. For some, it is just fundamentally wrong because it was "NATO"/"the US" and they build their entire (political) world view around the core principle of opposing them. I'm not implying you're one of them, but I guess you'll know what kind of people I mean. On the other hand, you've got those that cheer for the US whatever they do. Who don't care about the countries on the receiving end of US military ambitions, because it is the land of the free bringing democracy. But we're speaking about this case specifically, and I really have to say, given these specific circumstances, I can understand why NATO did what they did.

It’s also why I have more patience with countries that operate by supporting their enemies’ enemies, instead of blowing up embassies and murdering negotiators outright.

Well. I don't. Because I'm certain its not their determination holding them back but their possibilities. An Iran with the political and military possibilities of the US wouldn't resort to funding terrorist groups in the counties neighbouring their enemy. Similarly, if Trump was "only" the president of a US with the strength and the possibilities of Iran, he couldn't kidnap Maduro with impunity or bomb other countries just as he pleases. He also would have to resort to stirring up as much dirt with the means he has at hands. But his goals and ambitions would remain the same power-hungry, criminal and outright unhinged. Same with the Mullahs.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

Except it wouldn't.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I don’t know what picture you think the graph paints

Check out the attached link to the source, that should make it clearer what the graph is showing.

but I’ll take the win.

Sure! Sounds just like him. Non-stop winning.

I could be wrong, but I don’t even remember them attacking Israel directly at all before a couple of years ago.

Well, you will know why you sneaked in "directly" here. Iran is the main sponsor of the terrorist groups exerting violence against Israel for decades. It doesn't matter if they use the hands of others to harm their enemy. But I'm sure we actually both know that, so what's there left to say.

But again, you deviate from the question: is Iran ready to accept the existence of Israel?

And who makes the right decides what counts as exigent circumstances? That’s right. The mighty.

As has been the case all along. Your point being?

Wait, you think there’s such a thing as an initial source of injustice?

I absolutely don't. Do you?

every fucking thing is a team sport to you people.

There has been only one person trying to drag the whole discussion into a competition between Israel/US and Iran/Russia. And that wasn't me. In fact, I've tried to tell you numerous times that I don't care at all about who did what when but only about the underlying mechanisms that allow this behaviour - by both teams! I'm under the strong impression that you are getting really emotional about points you read into my words but which I didn't make at all and hence this is a discussion where we're talking at cross-purposes.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 0 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You’ve been talking in hypotheticals.

Exactly! Because, I'll repeat it again once more, my problem is not who vetoed when for whom specifically but that it is possible to veto at all for a certain group of countries. Got it?

that is simply not how countries operate. Well, except for…

Yea.. no. See attached the number of vetoes. Reality paints a different picture.

Source

but it goes against both prior and current behavior of the parties involved.

It doesn't go against current and I explained why I expect different than prior behaviour. And you?

Once again, you’re criticizing Iran for announcing destruction they haven’t actually done

No. Iran has supported, organised, financed terror against Israel for a very very long time and the destruction stemming from that is very real and palpable. I'm criticising Iran for a goal they openly state and which they actively try to achieve. When it comes to Israel, these citizens don't have the hypothetical but very real option to vote and change politics accordingly. Opposed to the Mullahs, Netanyahu actually has to fear public opinion and the political opposition, as there, it can actually put him out of office. The Mullahs will just shoot the people in the streets instead. But again, you deviate from the question: is Iran ready to accept the existence of Israel?

Yes you do, you just don’t realize it, because you think right isn’t made by might if it’s made by might you agree with.

I don't. I told you before: I just can accept that in a situation where the body responsible for exerting international law and the protection of basic human rights is not working, its member states, facing exigent circumstances, themselves take matters into their own hands instead of watching idly.

And since you agree that laws are stupid and working through the system to get what you want is a waste of time, then clearly you’re fine with them following the precedent.

No. I said that the examples you provided all already operate under the principle "might makes right". What you're trying to sell here to me and yourself as a reaction to the - of course! - initial source of injustice that is the "eternal enemy USA", has in fact always been the case. Have a skim through the linked list of issued vetoes. You'll be surprised how blatantly calculating and motivated by their own goods these votes were right from the start. And which side especially used the veto in that first period.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (8 children)

The fact that you’re trying to weasel out

What are you on about? I've always been talking about recently, status quo, today. The only one trying to make this into a historical competition on who vetoed for whom how many times is you. I've been trying to make that clear repeatedly. My problem isn't who vetoed for whom but the possibility to veto at all, as that's the core problem. If you want to discuss something else, fine. But that's not the discussion I'm having here.

This is an argument that only makes sense if rely on a veto to cover your ass.

Why? Please elaborate.

Yes I am. They have before, and will again.

They have at a time when Iran was internationally isolated and Russia was in (superficially) good terms with the "West". Now, Russia is also isolated, in bad terms with the "West" and dependent on Iran's support for maintaining their war machine. Russia has too little allies left to be able to afford losing another, if they can help with as little effort as using their veto power. That's the arguments I can provide for my opinion that they wouldn't let Iran be punished by the UN. What are yours for your point of view?

As long as the country isn’t Palestine.

True as of today. But in Israel, the people can vote for another direction entirely and have the possibility to rid themselves of unpopular Netanyahu. In Iran, the political cornerstones are set since 1979 and the will of the people for change was just brutally slaughtered. The question remains: is Iran ready to accept the existence of Israel?

But it doesn’t just strip legitimacy from itself, it also strips it from the UN. Which then leads to geopolicy understanders online to call the UN useless, despite all the useful stuff it does.

But that's a UN problem and not a "persons that call that out" problem. After WW2, there was the understandable desire to create a platform where international topics could be resolved in peace. Good idea! However, the big players didn't trust each other and also didn't want to be subjugated to anything else than their own free decisions. That's also understandable. But a true and fair international platform issues the same rights to all its members. Which the UN doesn't, so that's an elemental design flaw it will always stumble upon.

And what you have chosen is “Might makes right”.

No. Because I don't advocate a general free-for-all where every nation can do as it pleases. I just can accept that in a situation where the body responsible for exerting international law and the protection of basic human rights is not working, its member states, facing exigent circumstances, themselves take matters into their own hands instead of watching idly. Why should people let themselves get killed just because the UN is incapable of fixing its design flaws?

you can’t object to everyone else doing it, whether it’s Russia invading Ukraine, or China invading Taiwan. Or, in fact, any of the Arab states attacking Israel

Let's not pretend they care at all, even today. Russia invaded Ukraine although everyone knew there was not justification behind it whatsoever, besides the wish of a small, ageing man to be the one in the history books that restored the "lost empire". Similarly, China doesn't care at all if the world thinks there's any justification to them trying to annex Taiwan, when the sole reason they'll try it is petty-minded revenge and the inability to accept a "Chinese" country outside their oppressive control. All these examples of yours are already operating under the principle "might makes right".

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Die ist doch schon ihr halbes Leben am Limit ihrer Kompetenz...

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Which, as we can plainly see, they are not.

Where? Did the UN recently decided something grave against Iran?

They didn’t need a veto, they secured a vote. By complying. To the sanctions. Because they worked.

Sanctions that only came into place because the failed to gain the favour of a veto power.

You keep making arguments that don’t exist outside your head.

Are you seriously believing that Russia today would again allow the UN to sanction Iran and would not exert its veto? Honestly?

Oh? So not the war?

What? Why would Iran be sanctioned for this war??? Iran has its own actions to be sanctioned for, but this war isn't one of them.

It’s been all over the news recently

I'd love to see "the news" that call for a map without Iran as a country.

Iran makes a lot of noise

Since day one of their existence as an "Islamic Republic", they threatened Israel with annihilation. A threat that Israel knows only too well, after having to fight a war against all neighbours in the moment of founding of their state. I can't blame them that they want to take that "noise" seriously. It is a core objective of the IRI to destroy Israel. Not Netanyahu's Israel, but simply Israel. They don't want a Jewish state in "their neighbourhood". Israel, in turn, is capable of coexisting with Muslim countries around it if they accept that there will be an Israel around. Is Iran ready to accept that?

That is an excellent question, except it would seem to basically only apply to US and Israel.

Yes, yes. I know. We can't talk about anything without immediately focussing on US and Israel. If you're too fixated on these two to be able to discuss a broader picture, that's fine. But then, that'll be a very limited discussion to be had with you.

To conclude and loop back to where we actually started here: there's a fundamental flaw in the principle of the UN. The veto powers created a system in which they are able to protect them and their proteges from whatever unwanted consequences they'd have to face. This effectively paralyses the UN, and especially the application of international law. A commenter wanted to criticise NATO's actions in Yugoslavia, as they weren't backed by an UN resolution. Although ethnic cleansing was going on.

You said:

But if you both accept that a veto blocks an intervention if backed by firepower, but doesn’t if not, then the vote itself is just window dressing and all you’re left is might makes right.

The veto would not necessarily block the intervention. It would only block the legitimisation by the UN of said intervention. The veto can stop the work of the UN, but not of the member states. As happened here: the UN was too paralysed to react to the human rights violations, so the NATO states took it in their own hands. That isn't ideal but a direct consequence of the flawed architecture of the UN thanks to the veto the nuclear global elite gave themselves. And now, everyone is free to pick a side to stand: either saying that it is more important to end human rights violations, even if the body responsible to approve that is incapable of doing so - or saying that it is more important to strictly stick to the rules, even if that means idly watching ethnic cleansing when the responsible body has been deliberately put in standstill by other members affiliated with the perpetrator.

You can choose yours, I've chosen mine.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Yes, that’s what the sanctions are for.

..which won't come into effect if the trespasser is (under the protection of) a veto power.

And I once again point out you literally brought up a case in which they demonstrably worked.

Iran failing to secure a veto power that saw something to gain in protecting it in the past isn't proving or disproving anything. Today, since they are - as I said - a key enabler for Russia's war ambitions, they would be protected.

So, then, you agree that “under the explicit protection of one of the big veto powers, be it Iran and Russia or Israel and the US” was a false equivalence?

No. I said:

As soon as you’re under the explicit protection of one of the big veto powers, be it Iran and Russia or Israel and the US, you can do whatever you want.

And that is still correct.

Veto what?

For example prosecution for killing its own citizens en masse a couple of weeks ago for daring to stand up against the ongoing oppression by the regime. You know, something people on the left side of the political spectrum normally show great sympathies towards (fighting the oppression, that is, not killing the citizens).

So does Iran.

Who said otherwise? I haven't head many people opposing the mere "idea" of Iran. It is the sclerotic theocracy despised by the own populace, being so hellbent on annihilating another country, that makes that regime a strain on the international community. Mind you, of course it's not the only strain. Yet, there's an awful lot more people completely sympathetic to the idea of making Israel itself disappear from the map than there are that wish for maps without Iran.

And the UN’s job is to try and enable both, no matter how much they’d like to run eachother over with a Zamboni machine. That’s the whole point.

How good does that work if there's an elite caste that can veto whatever goes against their will? How can you get countries to abide by the rules if these rules only apply to certain countries?

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago (14 children)

Only if by “enforcement” you mean “going to war”

No, by enforcement I mean actually applying the law to stop the trespassing of the law. Or at least punish the trespassing if you couldn't stop the actual trespassing in time.

That’s how they prevent WW3.

How? WW3 would need a direct, open conflict between at least two major nuclear powers. A constellation we - luckily - haven't seen since WW2. I'd argue that this is because each of those countries knows that a conflict like that cannot be reliably contained and would end in MAD. So nukes are the balancing factor keeping these countries at check. I cannot see how the architecture of the UN comes into play here.

Who, Israel? Because from where I’m sitting, Iran’s foreign policy has been, on the whole, more than reasonable.

I guess you're sitting in an IRGC hq then. Because, not trying to downplay Netanyahu's actions, calling Iran's foreign policy, "on the whole, more than reasonable" is quite a hot take. One key aspect of Khomeini was to export the Islamic Revolution worldwide until everywhere on the globe we would shout "There's no God but Allah". I don't know about you, but I don't fancy to live in a theocracy under sharia law. Also, the position to outright annihilate Israel is one at least I cannot condone, won't fly legally in my jurisdiction, and is a position that will not bring peace to the region, let's be honest.

If what you’re saying is true, every single resolution on Iran’s nuclear program would have been vetoed by Russia, and none were. None. Zero.

As I said: Iran was so isolated that neither Russia nor China saw any gain in protecting them. That was then, though. Today, I think we both agree, Russia would veto.

is the exact country you’re defending.

Not blindly jumping on the echo chamber hate-wagon in every aspect is not defending. Netanyahu is a criminal and should be prosecuted. He does not want peace but to save his skin. Setting up more and more settlements on Palestinian soil and deporting the inhabitants is a crime. Starving the population in Gaza is a crime. But also: Israel has the right to exist as a country within its international borders. And those that cannot accept that are bringing injustice on themselves and are more part of the problem than of the solution.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

Don‘t do this lame ass shit, where I‘m now supposed to argue in favor of human rights violations.

I don't ask you to do that. I just ask you to question why you choose to get more upset about a group of countries bringing an end to the ethnic cleansing than the ethnic cleansing itself. When you say that there were also other motives than the stated humanitarian one for NATO to intervene, that directly leads to the aforementioned follow up question: is your opinion that those violations shall only be prosecuted if there’s no-one else to benefit from it? You wrote a lot in your response, but failed to address this question.

It strengthened the hegemonic power of the USA in territories of the former Soviet Union.

Yugoslavia never was a territory of the Soviet Union. It wasn't even part of the Eastern Bloc after 1948.

I‘m also not going to give you a China bad! Russia bad! nod, just so you can further feel validated in your restricted horizon.

So "I won't say the truth because I don't want you to feel right"? This isn't about me at all. I just encourage you to broaden your view on things, as apparently you have very strong opinions but they're painted in only black and white. If you feel comfortable with this and don't want to challenge yourself, that's also fine with me.

[–] Quittenbrot@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago (16 children)

The primary function of the UN is to provide a venue of discussion and arbitrage in order to help prevent war. The SC veto everyone harps on is there to help prevent world war. And if I may say so, it has been pretty successful, particularly at that last one.

Yea, the discussion part is very strong with the UN. We see a constant stream of arguments, opinions, etc presented there. Everyone can present their country's view on things. But then what? When it comes to decision making, to actually enforcing the rules and values these countries once said to obey, the UN is paralysed.

And I'd strongly disagree: the veto is not there primarily to prevent world war (which rather is prevented by a huge global stockpile of nukes pointed at eachother), but to ensure for the global elite of nuclear powers that they'd never have to face a decision against their will.

So, while the commoners of countries on the cheap seats keep on exchanging heated discussions based on international law and values they feel more or less obliged to, the elite in the front watches them smiling, knowing they themselves aren't bound to the same set of rules as them. They literally are above the law.

Iran was subject to a number of SC resolutions, in particular regarding their nuclear program

Yea. Because that theocratic regime determined to obliterate a whole nation was so unhinged that no veto power saw use in openly protecting it. Or wanted them to get nukes. They still are as unhinged, killing tens of thousands of their own citizens for daring to speak up against oppression, but since they're now also a key enabler of Russia's imperialistic war aspirations, at least Russia would not let Iran be punished by the UN again. So there's that.

 

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Ein neuer Fall, Kollegen!

KlappentextPeter kann es kaum abwarten! Er will unbedingt am Surf-Wettbewerb in Orange Bay teilnehmen. Auf dem Weg geraten die drei ??? in ein Unwetter und erreichen den Ort gerade noch über einen Schleichweg. Aus Orange Bay kommt jetzt niemand mehr heraus. Die Brücke ist unpassierbar! Zeitgleich zum Wettbewerb findet ein Stadtfest mit Buden und Attraktionen statt. Ein Zauberer zieht das Publikum in seinen Bann. Als ein 1967er Ford Shelby Mustang GT Super Snake nicht mehr an seinem Platz steht, starten die Freunde die Ermittlungen. Wie kann ein Auto verschwinden, wenn niemand den Ort verlassen kann? Ist Magie im Spiel?

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Leider etwas verspätet, aber dennoch: ein neuer Fall, Kollegen!

KlappentextWiedersehen mit einer alten Bekannten: Barbara Mathewson hat ihren eigenen Vater bestohlen und ist jetzt spurlos verschwunden. Professor Mathewson bittet Justus, Peter und Bob um Hilfe. Wofür braucht Barbara seine wichtigen Forschungsunterlagen? Die drei ??? haben bald eine heiße Spur. Es geht um die Legende der „Goldenen Stadt“ in Mexiko. Sie wurde einst von Entdecker Álvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca beschrieben. War Barbara auf der Suche nach der Landkarte, die den Weg in die sagenumwobene Stadt zeigt? Auch andere sind schon sehr an der Karte interessiert. Ein klarer Fall für die Detektive aus Rocky Beach!

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Werden wir beobachtet? Peter und Kelly wollten eigentlich einen romantischen Abend im Park verbringen. Irgendwie fühlen sich die beiden aber unbehaglich. Peter wird das seltsame Gefühl nicht los, dass sie nicht allein sind. Hat die große Bronzestatue vielleicht etwas damit zu tun? Als sie sich der Figur nähern, ist Peter verwirrt: Hat er es nur geträumt oder hat die Statue sich gerade tatsächlich bewegt? Seine Freunde müssen ihm helfen! Die drei ??? suchen gemeinsam nach Hinweisen, um das Geheimnis der lebenden Statue zu lüften. Ein neuer Kriminalfall für die beliebten Detektive aus Rocky Beach.

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Ich habe gestern Til Schweiger im Edeka getroffen. Ich habe ihm gesagt, wie cool es ist, ihn persönlich zu treffen und ich sagte ihm auch, dass ich kein Arsch sein und ihn nerven und nach Bildern fragen wollte.

Er sagte darauf "Oh, genau wie du es jetzt machst?"

Ich war verblüfft und konnte nur mit einem "Huh?" antworten, aber er unterbrach mich sofort und wiederholte nur "Huh? Huh? Huh?" und hielt seine flache Hand immer dichter in mein Gesicht. Ich ging weg, kaufte weiter ein und hörte ihn im Hintergrund nur kichern. Als ich dann zur Kasse ging, sah ich, wie er versuchte, mit 50 Milchschnitten in den Armen den Edeka zu verlassen ohne zu bezahlen.

Die Kassiererin war sehr nett und professionell und sagte "Guter Mann, Sie müssen die Artikel zuerst bezahlen!" Erst tat er so, als wäre er super müde und würde sie nicht hören, aber schließlich drehte er sich um und legte die Artikel aufs Band.

Als sie die erste Milchschnitte nahm und begann, sie mehrfach zu scannen, unterbrach er sie und sagte "Scann bitte alle einzeln, damit es zu keinen elektrischen Infetterenzen." Er drehte sich dabei zu mir um und zwinkerte mir zu. Ich glaube, das ist nicht mal ein Wort. Nachdem die Kassiererin alle Milchschnitten einzeln gescannt hatte und den Preis nennen wollte, unterbrach er sie immer wieder, indem er sehr laut gähnte und sagte, Cro sei an dem Flop seines neuen Filmes Schuld.

 

Kollegen,

da es dieses Jahr offenbar kein Adventsspecial gibt, was wir hier besprechen könnten, möchte ich diese frische Gemeinschaft mit einem Austausch zu euren Lieblingsfolgen, Flopfolgen und solchen, die ihr trotzdem immer mal wieder hört, starten.

Welche Folgen laufen bei euch in Dauerschleife, welche werden konsequent übersprungen, bei welchen bleibt ihr trotzdem immer mal wieder hängen?

Ich habe mir letztens mal wieder alle Clarissa Franklin-Folgen angehört, weil ich die immer schon irgendwie etwas "unangenehm" fand. Meinen Dauerfavoriten seit der Kindheit, Superpapagei, könnte ich auch mal wieder auflegen, obwohl ich den quasi mitsprechen können müsste.

Ich bin gespannt, was ihr so denkt!

 

Ohne Heikedine Körting keine drei ???

Ein kleiner Artikel von August 24 über die Königin des Hörspiels.

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