Posadas
Selling this prompt to the Hallmark Channel so they can feed it to a chat bot and spew out a script for their Holliday movie with a $2,000 budget
Similar but my grandmother had dementia
Gobo detected:
Applying 1 burn
SRM carriers
60 tons
54 km/h top speed
Tissue paper for "armor"
fixed firing angle because technically it has no turret
Can strip the armor from an assault mech in one salvo while also very likely hiting crits such as the cockpit and ammo bins.
And to think this isn't even taking into account the whole "one bad muscle twitch away from killing her" going on.
Mechwarriors when they turn the corner and find themselves staring down the 10 SRM-6 tube's of a hiding SRM carrier.
Mammaloids when a bird blinks with its functional nictitating membrane
Nah, I'm putting this squarely on executives being dogshit at actually managing game development for the purpose of appeasing shareholders.
I got da biggest hat so I'z da boss
Atleast they finally didn't bring along any kids.