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I must first know his position on pineapple

GenX be like, "...aside from your mother"

Don't forget Western Asia Pacific!

That will surely bring down the price of eggs.

It sure seems like these "officials" are actively making decisions to get people killed by easily-preventable diseases.

Trollies trollies everywhere

She's a smoke show. Even today - check out Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix.

TIL I don't care what the readers of the Denver Post think. Also, that paper is owned by a private investment firm in New York City, so it's entirely plausible that they've cherry-picked these comments to support their overlords' financial / political interests.

Headline ought to be, Shockingly Few Older Americans Care About Climate Change

This one sounds kinda good:

• One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
• The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
• One's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone.
• The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the another is to forgo your own.
• Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
• People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
• Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion , wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

You must be a fan of Russian literature

Where do you work, and are they hiring? 😳

You got straight to the point. I'm flush with excitement.