ModestCrab

I saw the sarcasm tag and just want to insert that your butt plug should explicitly say medical grade silicone, or glass or metal.

If you can smell anything after you wash it out of the box, then it’s releasing compounds as part of it’s manufacturing process and you shouldn’t stick it up your ass

Umm, looks photoshopped. No billboard owner is that cool.

Ok. Anything else?

So, American wine is TFA free? 🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎇

What’s wrong with Vivaldi?

Windows is idiot proof

Could we at least add more idiot support to system crashes?

Windows has a QR code for you to scan, you can make a personalized recovery drive so that it restores your computer, ctrl alt delete gives you options to click on.

Pardon me, he massively reformed the church. Brought it all the way to 17th century morals. /s

Ah 💩, here we go again

Stay classy 🇯🇵

What would Jesus do?

George Soros! Why is a billionaire manipulating the government?

Excuse me, a third of the country was screaming that this was going to happen, a third was screaming for this to happen harder, and a third was uninspired by a boring Kamala