Nationalize StarLink.

We don’t need to call it X or even the platform formerly known as Twitter. It’s just Twitter.

Back when Reddit was good because Apollo still worked, I had all kinds of keywords blocked (Trump, Elon, John Cena, Kardashian). The idea of being able to bring that to the entire experience of browsing the web is very appealing.

Psh, try saying that iN a sMaLL tOwN

I found it. It’s right here! The first instance of anyone changing their mind in a debate on the internet!

Exactly, and the cell phone that could spring open.

Agreed. The people who are pitching r/place as "entertainment" are people who want to stay engaged with reddit and enjoy drama. I'm done with Reddit now that they've killed Apollo and don't care to hear about it anymore.

So in his telling he was exonerated of wrongdoing, but he's retracting a bunch of papers and resigning as the president of Stanford. People really can tell themselves anything, can't they?

Four score and nineteen problems have I

Yet a wench cannot be counted among them

Don't forget to go to iFunny.co for more humorous hijinks!

Oh come on, who doesn't remember reading the meme strips in the Sunday morning paper?

When I got older I started enjoying meme books like Spider-Man, too.

It still baffles me that Digg preferred losing their site over rolling back v4.