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[-] jherazob@kbin.social 57 points 11 months ago

Now I wonder about the empty intersections

[-] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 116 points 11 months ago
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 months ago
[-] Bardylis@reddthat.com 7 points 11 months ago

Iโ€™m missing something about incels and wasps

[-] Hoagie@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

A reference to WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants), I guess since the incel and white supremacist movements overlap somewhat.

[-] Slurms_MacKenzie@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Not quite. It's a reference to fig wasps. They pollinate certain types of figs but can get stuck inside of/digested by the fruit as it forms in the process. On the diagram, the wasps incorrectly assumed something was a date (fruit) and landed on it presuming safety, but it was actually a fig so now are in the process of dying as they're slowly eaten by the fruit, hence "the dying gasps of wasps". It's a super obscure reference.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago
[-] kboy101222@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

somewhat

It's a circle

[-] Lewistrick@feddit.nl 28 points 11 months ago

Incel/excel: how do I remove vertical bars?

Excel/fig: now how does this thing work again?

Incel/fig: what's that in my mouth?

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

how do i remove vertical bars ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

[-] MisterMoo@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago

Don't forget to go to iFunny.co for more humorous hijinks!

[-] flimsyberry@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I like it, but is it programmer humor?

Edit: typos

[-] Hogger85b@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

For those that think putting anything in excel more complicated than =total(a1:a10) is programming

[-] sorenant@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I don't like to brag but I've used the XLOOKUP function once or twice. B)

[-] thisbenzingring@wirebase.org 3 points 11 months ago
[-] CMLVI@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

I once had to have a Skype call with a Google Docs extension dev because I broke their extension somehow. Lmao

They couldn't even tell me how they fixed it, they just fucked with it til it worked. I was using a spread sheet to keep track of Dr's appointments for a group home, but wanted to automatically export it to an individual's Google Calendar. I can't remember what was broken, but they ended up having to put in some crazy formula to get it to work correctly, when it should have been a pretty easy function.

[-] Ecology8622@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

If you mistake a fig for a date and vice versa, you havenโ€™t tasted any. Hold onโ€ฆ..

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Now this is quality language-based OC!

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago
[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Could you please help a fellow idiot?

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

There's a pun with date and fig, so the person eats a fig but thinks it's a date.

[-] joel_anderson@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Also JavaScript

[-] SELECTstarFROMreddit@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

How is iFunny.com doing these days? Haven't been there in years

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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