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[-] Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All I could hear when I read that...

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

Haven't seen this since I was a kid and I can still hear it

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Back in the days where you had to stay up late to watch the good stuff on late night TV.

Still a mindfuck that we are 20 years past the punchline of this joke...

[-] flipthetube@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Funniest thing in my opinion was that they continued doing it long after 2000 passed.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

The jokes were less stupid

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[-] dafungusamongus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 11 months ago

La Bamba singing that phrase pops into my head about every six months.

[-] manastorm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

In the year two thousand, in the yeeeear two thouuuussaaaand!

[-] MisterMoo@kbin.social 55 points 11 months ago

I was there and, while Vin looked fine in Pitch Black, no one wanted those sunglasses.

[-] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 93 points 11 months ago

It was Neo's sunglasses in the Matrix that was the shit back then Even though people wanted Morpheus' sunnies. No one could pull it off except Lawrence Fishburne

[-] MisterMoo@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago

Exactly, and the cell phone that could spring open.

[-] theragu40@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

It boggles the mind why they never released the phone from the first movie. They thought we just wanted anything from the matrix series so they launched the one from the matrix 2 but that one was bulky and unattractive.

It was that sexy slider everyone really wanted and they denied us!

[-] RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

You could get phones like that overseas. There was way more variety and a bunch more models that never got released in the west.

[-] theragu40@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Well that just further rankles my groingle!

[-] Elektrotechnik@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I think you could actually buy that, but is wasn't spring loaded.

Nokia 8110

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[-] DauntingFlamingo@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

I still want that. Those new folding RAZR phones fall super short by not being able to flip open or slam shut quickly

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[-] MaxVerstappen@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Oh man, I wanted that phone so freaking bad!

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 54 points 11 months ago

I remember I thought he looked fucking huge.

I feel sorry for the boys growing up now looking at all these roided out monsters thinking they need to look like that to be good looking. In the 90's we had actual regular sized people as the peak male specimen.

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Most women I've talked to don't like it anyway. Just look healthy and fit and you're good. No need to look like the Hulk on steroids.

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I can second that. While a little bit of muscle is hot, the weightlifter/bodybuilder/linerback/etc style body does nothing for me and the "roided out" look is a complete turnoff.

That said, you shouldn't do things like that just to attract people. If you wanna be some big muscle guy, do it cause you want to. And if that is the kinda person you wanna be, cool, there will be people who will be attracted to you for the person you are.

... just don't do steroids. That shit's bad for you.

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[-] tycho@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

You're telling me Vin Diesel didn't take steroids back in 2000?

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Well probably. But at least he looks human.

He would look small compared to most male actors that have their arms out today.

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[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I was just thinking that. Not trying to toot my own horn but I look pretty damn close to him. I started working out/lifting seriously in 2012.

Now you have to be the Chris Hemsworth performance enhancing actor generation to be "huge." He wouldn't be considered shit nowadays, but back then you could just be dedicated and shredded. Now you have to be on gear too.

[-] ratz30@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Then again there were enormous pro wrestlers in the 80s who made Vin Diesel look tiny, so the performance enhancement look definitely isn't that new to the public.

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look up hugh Jackman from the first X-Men. The dude was cast to play a military super weapon close combat monster

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 42 points 11 months ago

And this year, he got paid millions of dollars to repeat one line for a whole ass movie... for the third time in a row.

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

For a paid employee of the corpos that's winning. They probably want to pay him 25hr

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

It's honestly surprising they didn't just record him once and then try to get away with paying him minimum.

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[-] AzuleBlade@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

It's crazy he (technically) starred in the top two movies at the box office at the time, Fast X and GotG 3.

[-] DrPop@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

True but he did do the other languages himself so I feel that does justify it some despite the context of his lines.

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago

Not afraid of the dark, are you?

[-] Mushroom444@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

Name me something cooler in 2023

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago
[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] PeWu@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Technically the truth

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 15 points 11 months ago

Frightening...

In the year 2000, Pitch Black was the 62nd highest grossing movie with $39,240,659.

The #1 film? $251,628,705?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lk6VABvGMeU/maxresdefault.jpg

Source: https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/2000/?ref_=bo_yl_table_24

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Having wet jeans that touch the ground when you walk was as normal as casual homophobia. Truly a cultural wasteland.

[-] Hamster@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

Mel Gibson is 15, 16, and 17 on that list, all over $100 million. That's a crazy year for an actor.

[-] vamp07@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

It still is.

[-] Lazerbeams2@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Damn that looks cool

[-] victron@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Tbh late 90s/early 2000s fashion was.... something else.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

The endless expanse of Kahki

[-] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Duke nerdem

[-] adroidBalloon@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

a lot of people thought he was a massive douchenozzle. still do.

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[-] ryannathans@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I need them goggles

[-] Borscht@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Fuck this gave me the craziest mental whiplash!! My dad watched a ton of movies w/ me and I inevitably told my childhood teacher that "my favorite movie was XXX" thinking it was the most badass shit ever.

On that note, for such a prideful dude he wore some goofy shit

[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 11 months ago

it looks hilarious.

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