My biggest fear is failing one when I haven't taken anything. I never have, but I know people who have. I've also known people who have passed after getting totally blitzed the night before. They are wildly inaccurate, aside from being an invasion of privacy.

It's the same way irl.

Valez believed that two women had come to the house to evict him

Did 2 women come to the house? Was he just hallucinating? Was he on drugs? The story is not very clear.

You did done enough good.

That's a strange situation.

I've been wondering why people have been reposting Reddit posts on Lemmy. If I wanted Reddit posts, I'd go on Reddit.

I said something that was 100% non-offensive, non-argumentative, and non-political

This is 2023. Everything is offensive, political, and people will argue about it.

I thought you were being an ass, at first. Sometimes I'm a little slow.

Wife : "Promise you won't have sex with my sister".

Husband : " I won't have sex with your sister under any circumstances, (quiet part); unless I have a legitimate interest in doing so."

I was thinking of gettingy ex-wife a hoop skirt for her birthday.

Every time they say that "scientists are baffled", I think that they're just talking to the stupid scientists.

It's like when you used to pay for internet by the minute. Is it worth seeing what that picture will look like in 4 minutes when it's done downloading?