Mama mia, you are-a getting-a very sleepy ⏱️

First index fund was in 1972, but I guess this scenario already has time travel

In Atlantic City, N.J., beach cops were instructed to throw ice water on seaside petting parties

o7 to the volcel police

Greeting another man in the morning?? What, did you wake up in his bed?

I think that one just amended an older law. Steroids were first regulated as part of the Crime Control Act of 1990, which was sponsored by… oh.

wth Milei has 4 cloned English mastiffs named after Chicago school economists?

His mom was the POW

Tesla didn't even register the accident and ended up deleting the video footage

got cop AI in it

First they came

and it’s pathetic

Don’t you love it when you put on a coat at the start of winter and find $100K you left in the pocket from last winter