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Damn UKians.
The link did not work for me, so I have to do something I never thought I will have to do in this thread.
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The Ruokolahti lion was a phenomenon that included several lion sightings in midsummer 1992 in the Ruokolahti and Imatra regions, which received great attention from the media, the public and officials.
The first sighting of the lion was made on 23 June by a forestry foreman stationed in Ruokolahti. The existence of the animal was officially confirmed when a large carnivore researcher found tracks of a non-Finnish big cat in the area four days later. Three ministries ordered the animal to be removed from Finnish nature, but the hunt soon ended when no further reliable sightings of the animal were received. Reports of the lion also came from elsewhere in Finland, especially from the Kristiinankaupunki region, where the Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry assumed there was another big cat. According to the media, the lion was also seen in Karstula, Iiss and Hyrynsalmi.
Ruokolahti marketed its municipality with a lion between 1992 and 2012.
I am super confused. 😅
I will start.
My country is called the mother of the world.
In my country, you don't ask where should I put this?
Also when you want to degrade, insult or like offend a person hardly you tell him "your mother pussy".
A famous rapper from my country once made a song that he does not have a Facebook account.
A comedian from my country once made a song called "You(She) are any words" where the song is the title repeated till the end to prove that anything can become famous.
Good recommendations, bu I need open source please.
I originally posted this in the Technology community, but I was told to post here instead.
I think we are slowly witnessing the downfall of Reddit.
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Are you sure it's not slow internet which resulted in the photo to not finish loading?
Horny bastard......😆
...there is a myth like that?
Women and men are not supposed to hold the secret to beauty for infinite amount of years, for actors and actresses who are dependent on their looks, they would always have the choice to stop being dependent on their looks or improve their looks.
The choice is not related to any sort of culture, but the consumption choices of consumers.
If a person liked the look of another person in their 20s, they don't need to like their looks forever in their 40s and 50s.
This feels like not really the reason.
Inspired by the top 50 news websites in the US list by The Press Gazette.
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Transcript
A comic in four panels:
Panel 1: The gothic sorceress, dressed in dark, flowing robes, stands in the middle of a desolated land. She gazes at the colorful mechanical parrot flying near her shoulder: the Avian Intelligent Parrot. The sorceress asks with a hint of curiosity.
Gothic sorceress: "Hey, Avian Intelligence, what's the incantation for summoning a fireball?"
AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: The correct incantation for a fireball is "IgnisMe"."
Panel 2: The gothic sorceress cracks a wicked smile, her eyes shining with anticipation as she raises her hands in front of her, fingers spread and ready to cast.
Gothic sorceress: "Alright, let's give it a shot... IgnisMe!"
Panel(small insert in previous panel): Only the eyes of the gothic sorceress are visible in a large flame.
Gothic sorceress: "?!!"
Panel 3: The gothic sorceress is burnt, her face contorted in a mix of shock, anger, and pain. Flames and smoke dance around her, her dark robes burnt and tattered, revealing exposed parts of her anatomy.
Gothic sorceress: "You #*$%@& bird! You gave me a self-immolation spell instead of a fireball spell!"
Panel 4: As the sorceress facepalms, the Avian Intelligent parrot replies with stoicism.
AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: You're absolutely right! The correct incantation for a fireball is "PyroBolus"."
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