Keld

joined 9 months ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Garrus is straight too! It's messed up!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Same snort_owl, same. Where are the sexy space dudes

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The worst part about philosophy. Apart from all the other stuff thats worse. Is that some philosophers still seem to think they can do the ancient Greek thing of just vibing their way through natural phenomena and base conclusions on their vibed explanation of a natural phenomena.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

~~The ones who skip towards omelas~~ I am physically incapable of making a joke someone else hasn't already made.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

carry the seed

Kinky

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

its being changed chinesely now

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

My neighbour screams sometimes. She just does that. Sometimes for a pretty long time.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

~~We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe~~

Someone already did this joke

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Can't sleep. The screaming is on.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you are too cynical about your fellow man.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Listen. We don't know what happened. We can't just sit here and speculate that he was driven to murder based on x y or z with no knowledge of the situation, or judge individual pictures on how murder-y the people in them look.

 

Otherwise Spike Lee would have already made train 2 brooklyn and it would be the worst movie ever.

Edit: Fuck, they were making an American version of this. The Last Train to New York and James Wan was/is in charge. Egg on my face.

 

"Sorry officer I'm trans, I can do what I want"

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Keld@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

And what about short kings?!

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No kings (hexbear.net)
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Is this what we're talking about?

 

Parasocialised healthcare.

 

This joke was stolen from GeckoChamber

 

I chose different. I chose... hexbear.

 

Are we certain about what those CERN people are doing

 
 
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