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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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And what about short kings?!

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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actual line from The Tommyknockers:

lmayo

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that the one he doesn't remember writing because he was on coke the entire time?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

iirc there's a few including Cujo

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ohh I thought we were asking for "no kinks". Printed all these stickers for nothing.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I prefer the Van Halen cover of "You Really Got Me," but come on, this is a little extreme, don't you think?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

The man in black fled across the, you know, the thing

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Jack Torrance flashing a "PR smile" while interviewing with the Overlook Hotel management, but instead of meaning "public relations," Stephen King is extremely racist against people from Puerto Rico

[–] userofnames@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No B.B. King or Evelyn "Champagne" King either?!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Are we gonna get rid of MLK day too?!?