Actual line from The Tommyknockers:


badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Actual line from The Tommyknockers:


Is that the one he doesn't remember writing because he was on coke the entire time?
Haha, yep
iirc there's a few including Cujo
Ohh I thought we were asking for "no kinks". Printed all these stickers for nothing.
I prefer the Van Halen cover of "You Really Got Me," but come on, this is a little extreme, don't you think?
The man in black fled across the, you know, the thing
Jack Torrance flashing a "PR smile" while interviewing with the Overlook Hotel management, but instead of meaning "public relations," Stephen King is extremely racist against people from Puerto Rico
No B.B. King or Evelyn "Champagne" King either?!
Are we gonna get rid of MLK day too?!?