Hestia

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

New flirting tactic: wooing women by holding a bunch of seeds in an open hand and approaching them slowly

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Done. actually eliminates overwatch

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Take some shooms and turn that hour into a lifetime

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll be jumping into the sky with a sweet pair of robotic legs, slicing drones in two.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

meow-hug we all have our limits, things we're good at, and things we're awful at.

It's okay to cry, just don't hurt yourself.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Google is gonna change it by next month

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The missing century is the world government erasing soviet history

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Everything is edible at least once

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

moon AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

I've seen so many pictures of him looking at him like he's a pest. I think it'd be funny if he gave him the finger and Elon would be sooooo butthurt.

 

Democratic politics in a nutshell

 

Maybe the dems would have won if they gave us what we really want.

 

These little guys are the best crewmates possible in FTL. Not only do they not need oxygen making it safe to repair breaches, but they DRAIN oxygen from the room they're in, meaning fire is virtually powerless against them, and any enemies that decide to fight them will most likely suffocate to death in the process, making their combat viability comparable to a mantis.

By far my favorite crewmates in vanilla.

 

Went through my mail that's been accumulating for too long and found a birthday card addressed to my deadname from my stepdad's parents. Which means that they haven't been updated that I've transitioned, despite publicly coming out on social media almost two years ago.

And if they care enough to send me a birthday card I would have come up in conversation at least once. They couldn't just give them an update on my name under such circumstances? Does my mom really expect me to personally tell everyone I tangentially know, but never really speak to, and have an in-depth conversation about gender-identity and why I've transitioned before she's willing to acknowledge my transness in front of them?

I have no real desire or intention of making them a major part of my life. I don't have their phone numbers, and I have not interacted with them in over two years. It is not my responsibility to update them. It is my mom's responsibility to refer to me as my proper identity when I'm not around.

I should not have to deal with this shit this far into my transition.

 

Where the guy says "no man can kill me" and she takes off her helmet and says "I am no man" and he implodes out of respect to her pronouns. Always loved that scene.

 

Dirt_Owl swooped down while I was outside enjoying a nice meal and stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal. Didn't even ask. SMDH.

 

I've heard numerous times that transitioning makes you more susceptible to the cold, and while I do feel colder when I'm cold, it still takes alot for me to actually get cold.

I think my natural body temperature is still pretty high and I can still last for a good long while without any coat or jacket.

 

Joke's on them though, I can't afford treats.

 

Biden steps down as the presidential candidate only to remain on the ticket, and he and Kamala just switch roles.

Then 4 years later, they switch roles again

 

Replace Biden's dementia medication with Viagra before his meeting with Bibi.

 

I played Celeste years and years ago when I was still a massive egg and couldn't even conceive of the possibility I may be trans, and most of the stuff went over my head. Didn't know Madeline was trans, it was just a cool platformer I vibed with.

Now I've repurchased the game on steam and am replaying it years into my transition and damn... I've never played a game where I resonate with the main character on such an intimate level. It's already made me cry a few times and I'm only at the hotel chapter.

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