It has already happened and no i wont elaborate
James Madison had a BMI of 17, sired no children with his wife and wrote very intimate letters to Thomas Jefferson and hung out with Alexander Hamilton (pretty much agreed by most historians to have been bisexual). It was him.
He's fuckable if you wanna fuck him!
hahahahHAHAHAHAH oh my god
TIL the M.A.D. guy is a fuckable twink
You have one now?
That's an old queen, not the same thing
Excuse me Biden is still the president last time I checked!
she said fuckable
We've already had one in the 1800's probably. What about that racist who scrrened birth of a nation? Wasn't he a bit of a twink?
James Madison
the special forces guy who threatened to fuck the zoomer harris supporters will need to be put under house arrest with an ankle monitor
Correction: he threatened to fuck and eat them. This is the median Republican voter
I am not holding my breath
Just need to get rid of trump
Vance does have the fuckable twink vibes, he just needs so shave his whole body
nah, even then he's got too much of that well-fed kintergartener vibe
He do be lookin like he’s about to die under mysterious circumstances in the willy wonka factory
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
That's it. I'm making a change.org petition.
28 is twink death.
speak for urself binch 
who am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent" 
damn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
Lesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh
Probably never with how they have 100% unbroken tradition of being crusty old men.
There's a reason the age to be eligible to run is after the average twink death.
We could sneak them in through the VP, just sayin...
After you vote for me
Jeb!?
His name is Joseph Robinette Biden
If you want a revolution well you know We all want to change the world And I'm willing to be your leader Death to america
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