Theyre trying to ban him next

autistic inertia

I feel that, didn't know there was a term for it

I don't know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible

Yeah I'm still blaming them, it just means there's more people to blame. Reminds me of a buddy from high school I had who ended up managing a strip club and how he would tell me about all the guys that would fall in love with one of the women and buy them a bunch of expensive shit. This is actually worse I think.

Yeah, my dad doesn't really need his insulin anyway

"6 milks? In this economy?" I've never had tres Leche, but it's like a dessert, so I think the joke is pretty clear from there. (From a white guy that only knows a little spanish)

If they practiced proper firearm safety there wouldn't have been real bullets in a gun that's supposed to be loaded with blanks, no?

Aisle 13 is the DMZ, where the dog food remains neutral. It waits in an uneasy peace as it awaits the day someone crosses the line...

Man that spacesuit makes a ton of sense to wear, totally practical

I think they might be golden doodles? So half right.

Always upvote an IT Croud quote

Yup, exactly that