GeeDubHayduke

joined 6 months ago

What would it take to make Gemini suitable to be president of the world? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations...

....well SHIT.

MAXIMUM POTENCY in c/loweffortmemes@crazypeople.online

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cordyceps..?! Are we trying to get horny goat zombies? Cos that's how you get horny goat zombies.

Nervous Republicans flee Trump-Elon Musk blast radius in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

The cockroaches scatter when a light turns on? Color me shocked.

I can ship that in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

"I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!"

Russia faces struggle to replace bombers lost in Ukrainian drone strikes in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

How? Vlad gonna throw them..?

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, wrongly deported to El Salvador, brought back to U.S. to face human smuggling charges in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Open and shut case. Bake him away, toys.

Tankies seething about their lack of control over Lemmy, calls everyone nazis in c/meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

A bar. Why the long face..?

Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

Sawed-off can't elope.

Bait or r*tar*ation. Call it. in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

Literally had someone saying that earlier today. Something along the lines of "you don't become the richest person in the world without some competency." Just ignore the fact he started on third base...

Soon in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.

The Wheel of Time not being shopped to other networks after cancellation in c/television@piefed.social

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Two Rivers was not very diverse until after the Seanchan invasion at Falme.

Musk launches poll on X: Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle? in c/enoughmuskspam@lemmy.world

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

normies

be informed

I wish i had this optimism