FunkyStuff

joined 4 years ago
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I've been struggling with my sleep schedule. I'm sleeping in 2 separate chunks throughout the day, at sporadic times, in intervals of 3-6 hours. I've been trying to stay awake for as long as possible so I can go to bed at night and sleep a good amount so I can get back to normal, but because I usually sleep some small amount during the day it means I don't sleep very much at night either (e.g. went to bed at 8:30pm then wake up around 2:00am). It sucks, I feel pretty restless during the day and have to try to avoid taking a nap to fix it because it would just screw up my attempt to recover.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 46 points 3 days ago

They want our criticism to come in the form of cosigning imperialist policy. GTFO.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What's the deal anyway? Are we expecting there to be a physical piece of paper that lists all of Epstein's clients and collaborators? Or are we talking about the FBI releasing their own list from the investigation that details what they know?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The conflation of twitter and reddit politics with real life, especially WRT foreign policy, is such a disaster. If you're an anarchist, socialist, or communist I wanna see you figuring out how to stop arms shipments to US allies, it doesn't matter who the ally in question is lol (and if it's Al-Qaeda then you obviously have even less ground to stand on)

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why make this about tankies, even? What did tankies do to affect Syria? Do they think the internet is real?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

All those scabs could've been earning money if they just put a few points into savoir-faire.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

No, everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Anything less than complete commitment to persuading all of humanity into agreeing with me on 100% of everything is liberal and revisionist. So how's your morning?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

are you my TA that I mentioned in the other comment

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

why bother having the slop comm

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The entire chaposphere -> Brace Belden -> Jeffrey Epstein (close personal friends)

 
 

@dead@hexbear.net expansion name reveal this week (left page)

 
 

everyone keeps farting

 

I get that it's normal to do this because it's more polite, especially for when it's a constructive criticism, but it means that when you say "a little bit" it's unclear that you actually mean it.

 

FFS!

 
 

but i don't use paint (i know that's right)

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