Not going to bother resurrecting Euronymous?

They knew, they just thought that the frog had been boiling a little longer than it had.

Walnut isn't so pale and doesn't have knots like that.

The knots and colouring suggest pine, I'd say.

Whoosh!

A certain somebody ruined the toothbrush moustache for everyone...

Then I said "I don't know, what's the favicon with you?"

"Fuck her right in the pussy", if you will.

Nothing wrong with driving on the left, we've been doing it since before cars. It helps to keep your sword arm closer to opposing traffic.

Beautiful work, very impressive. Did you finish it with beeswax for good measure?

Your comment and username have made my day so far.