Maybe "dickheadification" instead?

When I'm struggling with a problem it helps me to explain it to my dog. It's great for me to hear it out loud and if he's paying attention, I've got a needlessly learned dog!

I didn't know about the grain or rabbit tests. At least the rabbits got off the hook when the frogs presented themselves as a better option, I suppose.

So sensitive in fact that a really common type of pregnancy test basically involved exposing a particular type of frog to human female urine. The frog being so sensitive to the presence of certain hormones would begin to ovulate if the urine sample was from a pregnant woman.

Really interesting but a bit of a shit lot in life for the frog!

They knew, they just thought that the frog had been boiling a little longer than it had.

Walnut isn't so pale and doesn't have knots like that.

The knots and colouring suggest pine, I'd say.

Whoosh!

The Americans certainly took their fucking time to get involved though.

Then I said "I don't know, what's the favicon with you?"

What a nice workshop you've made; it has such character. I especially like the salmon push stick!

He steams a mean ham.