The bar was so low all he had to do was order donuts without acting like a serial killer

Too late for an old man, I guess

We really should have made The Jungle required reading

“Oopsie! Hope we can afford the 2 million dollar fine!”

Robert Picardo is great

US with new technology:

To help fight human trafficking? No

To help find abducted children? No

To catch “illegal” brown kids trying to go to school? Hell yeah!

This is the absolute worst possible way for me to first hear about a product and company that I would have otherwise been interested in

As would any red blooded conservative who believes that more guns means more safety.

You have to be a really special kind of stupid to ever have believed that a billionaire conman is “for” anyone but himself.

With more room for ads, I hope?!

I mean, it really is pretty embarrassing that TWO billionaire social media platform owners, between them, didn’t have a crew capable of pulling off a pretty straightforward streaming session… 🤣🤷‍♂️

It really seems like election rigging should be a crime